A few of my favourite things

All around me are familiar faces,
worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere...

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

This is truly horrifying…

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

This is truly horrifying…

(Source: weirdbooksifind, via eggcats)

The Birth of Every Tim Burton Film Ever

Assistant:

Mr. Burton, it's time for you to make another film.

Tim:

Fine. Spin the Wheel of Quirky and Absurd Screenplays!

Assistant:

*Spins*

Assistant:

Here's one about a zombie who likes pie a lot, so he opens up a bakery and falls in love with the mayor's wife and people reject him because he's a zombie but the mayor's wife doesn't and they kill everyone in the town after ordering a pizza from an alien.

Tim:

Sounds good. Call Johnny and tell him we're back in business. Also, page my wife and tell her to get her eye makeup ready.

Assistant:

Shall I contact Danny Elfman and tell him write the score?

Tim:

No need, he's already sent me mix-tape of his compositions to use in all my movies, we'll just throw a few tracks in here and there in random places.

Assistant:

You're a brilliant director sir!

Tim:

All in a day's work.

coolator:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

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What the junk did I just read? 

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via eggcats)

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

(via patroclusdear)

Anonymous said: that’s okay we don’t need bisexual awareness anyway

People are so cute when they say things I never said.

Anonymous said: Good for you standing up to those idiotic members of the Sherlock fandom. They don't care about the show at all, just their perverse sexuality and moronic SJW philosophy.

Gracias :)

Anonymous said: Why are you so against the idea of John being bisexual? Is there something wrong with bisexuals?

Did I say that? Or did I say that people should stop trying to force John to be one? Think on that. 

Anonymous said: Oh no!!!!! God forbid someone want bisexual representation on a tv show!!!!!!! They must be dumb idiots who don't know that platonic friendship exists!!!!!!!! Shut up ur homophobic ass

You’re a special kind of stupid. 

Mary, Mycroft & The Baby

thecutteralicia:

In reading this excellent theory about Mary being Moran, some thoughts occurred.

I do find it suspicious that we never see Mycroft and Mary interact, even though they’re at one point in the same house. I did wonder, too, if in The Sign of Three Mycroft refused to attend the wedding because…

delusionalbookworm:

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL JOHN WATSON THAT BISEXUALS EXIST AND THAT HE MIGHT WELL BE ONE

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THE FANDOM THAT HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX WITHOUT WANTING TO BANG THEM EXIST AND THAT IT’S A THING? 

delusionalbookworm:

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL JOHN WATSON THAT BISEXUALS EXIST AND THAT HE MIGHT WELL BE ONE

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THE FANDOM THAT HETEROSEXUAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX WITHOUT WANTING TO BANG THEM EXIST AND THAT IT’S A THING? 

sherlock-edd:

painful things:

  • john never called mrs hudson and she had to deal with sherlock’s death alone
  • john’s face when he realises sherlock is alive
  • anderson was driven pretty much mad with guilt and lost his job 
  • lestrade started smoking again
  • mycroft is lonely

OMG ASDFGHJKL; I JUST NOW REALIZED THE CRAZY EMPTY HEARSE FAN GUY WAS ANDERSOOOOOOOON! AHHHHHHH! 

(Source: andinthecrushofthedark)

I’M CRYING BECAUSE SHERLOCK’S PARENTS ARE BENNY’S PARENTS

DONE.

(Source: tea-for-two-a-tragedy)

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

Are we just going to keep ignoring that he basically says the thing around this scene?
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(Source: guardian-of-our-galaxy)

johnwatsyn:

If Mark Gatiss had the ability to see our reactions while watching The Empty Hearse he’d prob be like

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r4ch-ael:

Pretty much all of tumblr

How all my relationships are. 

r4ch-ael:

Pretty much all of tumblr

How all my relationships are.