MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?
NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.
TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!
THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?
TIGHT AS A DRUM.
OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.
YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.
worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
THIS. THAT LOOK!!!
“You need to turn your Manifest Destiny all the way the fuck down!”
white people do this to each other, not just black people…
Well, you better keep on doing this shit to each other and keep your fetishizing hands off of Black bodies, before you getcho arm snatched the fuck off.
I don’t do this to people anymore because I’ve learned that some people and groups of people find it offensive.
It’s not usually fetishizing. Most people just think it’s appreciation, and don’t realise it can be taken negatively.
People know good & damned well that touching strangers is rude. Keep your nasty ass hands to yourself. And who told you that appreciation & fetishization were mutually exclusive? Newsflash, any fetishist will tell you that they just love X people while they do their creep shit to those people.
giselle is from the fucking enchanted forest, she isn’t aware of social boundaries.
Calm the heck down, it’s a Disney movie. But in all seriousness, it is rather annoying when fascinated white people grab at my hair without asking.
“There’s a grief that can’t be spoken,
There’s a pain goes on and on”
When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.
Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life
im sorry, but did you just refer to the SNITCH as a golden egg?
RECIPE OF THE WEEK - RANCH CHICKEN STRIPS (Easy and flavorful. I don’t dip them in anything - they do not need it!)
You will need:
* boneless skinless chicken strips
* 1 cup corn flakes (crushed)
* ¾ cup grated parmesan cheese
* ½ teaspoon garlic powder
* ½ teaspoon black pepper
* 1 (1 ounce) package hidden valley dry ranch dressing mix
* 1 cup milk
* 1 egg
1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.
2.Grease a 13×9 inch baking dish.
3. In a shallow dish combine crushed corn flakes, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, black pepper, and dry ranch dressing mix. In a small bowl beat together eggs and milk.
4. Dip each chicken strip into the egg/milk mixture and then roll in the crushed corn flakes/ranch dressing mixture. Repeat until all chicken strips are well coated.
5. Place onto a greased baking sheet and bake uncovered for 30 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through
I love chicken strips so much like it’s not even ok.
Hey look! A friendly reminder that Russell Crowe is actually a decent actor, contrary to what his wailing moose impression in Les Mis would have you believe.
I will not give you a cliche of climbing highest mountain
I will not give you hackneyed rhymes by mentioning a fountain
I will not speak with bitter hate, not even if I could
But if I only had the chance to make your day I would
I am not an expert with my words, I think that much is clear
I cannot promise I’ll express my heart without a tear
I do not know how many dreams my frail self can fulfill
But if I had the simple chance to say “I do”, I will
My loyalty to Heaven is apparent, this I pray
Though I cannot always avoid my struggles day to day
And if it is my Father’s will, I pray that I will see
A chance to show the love for you that Christ has shown for me
This is beautiful.
So is your user name, sir or madam. ;)
Thank you! I’m a girl :) I love Snape!
Here lies a man who’s only crutch is loving one thing just a little to much.
Yeah, this is not ok.
If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
My heart cries.
he looks so young here
Do people outside of Aussie and nz actually know who he is or
THIS MAN HALF RAISED ME