A few of my favourite things

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?

NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.

TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!

THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?

TIGHT AS A DRUM. 

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.

YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.

once-upon-a-swan-queen:

karnythia:

misslissalindsey:

notesonascandal:

misslissalindsey:

theblvckfox:

notesonascandal:

theblacksophisticate:

THIS. THAT LOOK!!!

“You need to turn your Manifest Destiny all the way the fuck down!”

^^

white people do this to each other, not just black people…

Well, you better keep on doing this shit to each other and keep your fetishizing hands off of Black bodies, before you getcho arm snatched the fuck off. 

I don’t do this to people anymore because I’ve learned that some people and groups of people find it offensive.

It’s not usually fetishizing. Most people just think it’s appreciation, and don’t realise it can be taken negatively.

People know good & damned well that touching strangers is rude. Keep your nasty ass hands to yourself. And who told you that appreciation & fetishization were mutually exclusive? Newsflash, any fetishist will tell you that they just love X people while they do their creep shit to those people.

giselle is from the fucking enchanted forest, she isn’t aware of social boundaries.

Calm the heck down, it’s a Disney movie. But in all seriousness, it is rather annoying when fascinated white people grab at my hair without asking. 

(Source: subtubitles)

albionblogger:

If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.

(Source: raisedsherlockfromperdition, via andylevyold)

madgirlsinabluebox:

“There’s a grief that can’t be spoken,
There’s a pain goes on and on”

gabriellaglycerine:

RECIPE OF THE WEEK - RANCH CHICKEN STRIPS (Easy and flavorful. I don’t dip them in anything - they do not need it!)

You will need:

* boneless skinless chicken strips
* 1 cup corn flakes (crushed)
* ¾ cup grated parmesan cheese
* ½ teaspoon garlic powder
* ½ teaspoon black pepper
* 1 (1 ounce) package hidden valley dry ranch dressing mix
* 1 cup milk
* 1 egg

Make it:

1. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.

2.Grease a 13×9 inch baking dish.

3. In a shallow dish combine crushed corn flakes, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, black pepper, and dry ranch dressing mix. In a small bowl beat together eggs and milk.
4. Dip each chicken strip into the egg/milk mixture and then roll in the crushed corn flakes/ranch dressing mixture. Repeat until all chicken strips are well coated.
5. Place onto a greased baking sheet and bake uncovered for 30 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through 

I love chicken strips so much like it’s not even ok.

(via lotsofchickenstrips)

drandmrsjohnwatson:

The moment I fell in love with a television show.

(Source: consultingflatmates, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

(via books-and-coffee-lover)

jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated, via asteroidsmack)

In Honor of International Women’s Day: Favorite one liners from bad ass females.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own, via once-upon-a-swan-queen)

a-mad-man-in-a-blue-box:

Here lies a man who’s only crutch is loving one thing just a little to much.

Yeah, this is not ok.

(Source: youngadultread, via books-and-coffee-lover)

jaminthetardis:

sad-teenagerr:

withlovefromnewyork:

ocean-mindedyouth:

cawcawmuthaducka:

standby5h:

If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

My heart cries.

he looks so young here

Do people outside of Aussie and nz actually know who he is or

YES

THIS MAN HALF RAISED ME

(Source: swift-harmony, via gadsden-culpepper)