Mr. Burton, it's time for you to make another film.
Fine. Spin the Wheel of Quirky and Absurd Screenplays!
Here's one about a zombie who likes pie a lot, so he opens up a bakery and falls in love with the mayor's wife and people reject him because he's a zombie but the mayor's wife doesn't and they kill everyone in the town after ordering a pizza from an alien.
Sounds good. Call Johnny and tell him we're back in business. Also, page my wife and tell her to get her eye makeup ready.
Shall I contact Danny Elfman and tell him write the score?
No need, he's already sent me mix-tape of his compositions to use in all my movies, we'll just throw a few tracks in here and there in random places.
You're a brilliant director sir!
All in a day's work.
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
Anonymous said: that’s okay we don’t need bisexual awareness anyway
People are so cute when they say things I never said.
Anonymous said: Good for you standing up to those idiotic members of the Sherlock fandom. They don't care about the show at all, just their perverse sexuality and moronic SJW philosophy.
Anonymous said: Why are you so against the idea of John being bisexual? Is there something wrong with bisexuals?
Did I say that? Or did I say that people should stop trying to force John to be one? Think on that.
Anonymous said: Oh no!!!!! God forbid someone want bisexual representation on a tv show!!!!!!! They must be dumb idiots who don't know that platonic friendship exists!!!!!!!! Shut up ur homophobic ass
You’re a special kind of stupid.
- john never called mrs hudson and she had to deal with sherlock’s death alone
- john’s face when he realises sherlock is alive
- anderson was driven pretty much mad with guilt and lost his job
- lestrade started smoking again
- mycroft is lonely
OMG ASDFGHJKL; I JUST NOW REALIZED THE CRAZY EMPTY HEARSE FAN GUY WAS ANDERSOOOOOOOON! AHHHHHHH!
Are we just going to keep ignoring that he basically says the thing around this scene?
If Mark Gatiss had the ability to see our reactions while watching The Empty Hearse he’d prob be like